Making websites isn't as easy as they say...   Prepare to be underwhelmed mi amigos!

So you probably  wound up here trying to get a hold of me directly, or maybe just checking up on me to see what my deal is.   

• Do you want to buy some old dusty paintball stuff from me?  OK cool - email me at mike@mercpb.com let's talk.  Easier/cheaper to sort it out here, than some auction website with 10% fees + taxes...
• Did I ask about buying your old crusty paintball stuff that you used hard and put away dirty 15 years ago, and you're checking up if I'm for real?  Yep, here I am, finding and fixing up old gear has been a hobby of mine for a while now.  Everyone needs a hobby
• Expecting a fancy online storefront or something?  Sorry I'm just some guy that likes tinkering. I'm amazed I even got around to making a website.   Planet Eclipse, I am not!